[EPIC] Silently Idle wrote:Polar-shifts only take decades to complete, forty-five-sixty years to start up... It flips neigh instantly (in a matter of a few minutes). The evidence to support this hypothesis lies within USGS (United States Geological Survey) stating "If a polar shift were to take a time scale akin to that of other geological processes. In the time it took for the core to shift, the lack of a magnetic field would have whipped the whole planet devoid of life every 500,000 years."
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That's... not even remotely close to how it works. Just... wow. You're an idiot.
Though we are oddly close to the "3000 year event strata" a phenomena that occurs every 3000 years that liquidates a civilization. Egyptians, Atlantians, Summarians... I think in that order. I think that is also what is happening now... just our technology makes the events seem mundane. To the Egyptians the jungle to desert thing was caused by heat and minute overgrazing... (They blamed god)... Atlantians were probably a tsunami like event akin to the one in asia. Just, when you live on an artificial island, it is a 50 foot wave that tips a seacity over. The Summarians were mostly eliminated by locusts.
Ok, gonna regret spending THIS much time trying to enlighten your ignorant ass, but here we go...
Civilization is only 5000 or so years old. So your whole "3000 year event strata" is tremendously dumb.
The Sumerians were the first "major" civilization to rise. Their civilization fell due to poor agricultural techniques (failure to rotate crops) devestating their soil quality and resulting in massive salinity levels, killing off pretty much all plant life and stripping away the topsoil. That's why the "Fertile Crescent" is now a goddamned desert.
The Egyptian civilization didn't fall. They, like the Maya, moved out of their classical period. Additionally, the "modern" Sahara is about 13,000 years old, which makes it blatantly obvious (assuming you can count (I'm not assuming anything with you now)) that the desert was there before the Egyptians. The change between marshland and desert was gradual, over the course of several millenia PRIOR to the 13,000 year mark. There's a reason all the old Egyptian cities are RIGHT ON THE NILE.
The Atlanteans? Are you fucking high? The
only credible person to ever mention Atlantis is Plato. Want to hear something funny? HE FUCKING MADE IT UP.
Protip: If ALL the bees died, we would loose half flowering plants, Honey would have to be made artifically, wasps would sentuple in number, and flys would quadrupole in number. Though, we would lose less cattle, and horses every year... However, 7 times more wasps is a scary thought.
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I'm not even going to refute this. Anybody who sees this and thinks "Yeah! THINK OF THE QUADRUPOLED FLYS" is already beyond redemption.
You can expect an invoice for the replacement of the brain cells I lost while reading your waterfall of dumb.
Sources: Books (try reading one some time), google-fu, and common sense.