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The Human Computer

Postby {DD}Forseable Future on Thu, 07 Jan 2010 05:34:29 +0000

Ive decided to make a human computer.
Its a long story, but Im tired today, told Super|BAD|RAWR I was running at half speed, and he said to upgrade RAM.
So, yeah.. Im tired, this may not be as funny as I think it is, but meh.

Ram = Caffine - higher ammounts mean you'll run faster, and do things Quicker.
HDD = Bottle Content - Redbull, Mother, Rockstar, Coke, etc...
Bus Speed = Drinking Speed - how fast can you down that caffine people?
CPU Speed = Bottle Size - Obviously, bigger it is, the better.

So, I spose what im asking is, with my caffine level at a 2ltre bottle of coke, downed in 10 minutes.... can my mind hack yours.... :?

Thanks to Super|BAD|RAWR for the help.
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Re: The Human Computer

Postby Corey[OSX]Burton on Thu, 07 Jan 2010 06:01:06 +0000

You said you were tired, so I doubt you have enough caffine to defeat my superpowered mind :lol:

Four 2L bottles of Coke downed in half an hour, and a 375ml Red Bull downed in six minutes.

Beat that, inferior minds!

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Re: The Human Computer

Postby Rusty on Thu, 07 Jan 2010 21:07:52 +0000

Trinexx wrote:Can we please get a "Stupid Crap" board to send threads like this to?

Meh, its not posted in General, Suggestions or Bugs, which are the only publicly used boards, so I don't really care :P Could convert entertainment...
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Re: The Human Computer

Postby Corey[OSX]Burton on Fri, 08 Jan 2010 04:06:44 +0000

I see no threads like that... Only replies that deserve that. ;)
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Re: The Human Computer

Postby Corey[OSX]Burton on Fri, 08 Jan 2010 10:10:05 +0000

On the bright side, we're actually trying to contribute something. :D
And by replying you're just keeping this thread alive and therefore you are keeping the 'problem' as you say alive. :)

For the record: I dont see this as a problem, more as a suggestion.
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Re: The Human Computer

Postby Rusty on Fri, 08 Jan 2010 23:40:15 +0000

Trin, stop being off topic. Rawr, make this thread better :P
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Re: The Human Computer

Postby Corey[OSX]Burton on Sun, 10 Jan 2010 05:15:31 +0000

Okay Rusty, I'm on it. Trying to think of more ideas now. Anybody else that has suggestions, feel free to post.
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