Re: Jokes Section
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Sat, 25 Dec 2010 17:53:43 +0000by Puppet Master
[EPIC] Silently Idle wrote:Yo Momma...
... so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to get the crabs fresh
... so nasty she makes right guard turn left
... so big her pant size is BITCH LOSE SOME WEIGHT
The last one was stolen from a comedian. I am 100% sure
Re: Jokes Section
Posted:
Sat, 25 Dec 2010 17:56:20 +0000by [EPCI] Silently Idle
Yeah from "meet the spartans"
Re: Jokes Section
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Sat, 25 Dec 2010 18:36:15 +0000by Insane |GATE| Dwarf
Yo momma is so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie!
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I was on the bus home last night, and i was sitting across this really hot thai chick
I was thinking to myself ' please dont get an erection. please dont'
And yes she did.
Re: Jokes Section
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Tue, 13 Dec 2011 04:55:09 +0000by |BAD| JarKovus
A Navy Seal walks into a bar full of Army Rangers wearing a shirt that Says "I Hate Army Rangers." As the Seal sits at the bar a Ranger looks at him and says, "what does your shirt say?" The seal says, "There are three things I hate about Army rangers, and that's the first thing I hate about them. They can't read." "What did you say!?" exclaimed the Ranger. "That's the second thing I hate about Army Rangers. They can't read." the seal said calmly. "That's it! You and Me! Outside! One on one!" the ranger yells. The Seal gets up and walks outside with the ranger right behind him. As they go out the door, the ranger pulls a knife from his side. A few seconds later a gun shot is heard. The seal walks back in and says, "That's the last thing I hate about the rangers. They bring a knife to a gun fight."