by |BAD| JarKovus on Tue, 13 Dec 2011 04:55:09 +0000
A Navy Seal walks into a bar full of Army Rangers wearing a shirt that Says "I Hate Army Rangers." As the Seal sits at the bar a Ranger looks at him and says, "what does your shirt say?" The seal says, "There are three things I hate about Army rangers, and that's the first thing I hate about them. They can't read." "What did you say!?" exclaimed the Ranger. "That's the second thing I hate about Army Rangers. They can't read." the seal said calmly. "That's it! You and Me! Outside! One on one!" the ranger yells. The Seal gets up and walks outside with the ranger right behind him. As they go out the door, the ranger pulls a knife from his side. A few seconds later a gun shot is heard. The seal walks back in and says, "That's the last thing I hate about the rangers. They bring a knife to a gun fight."